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ALL ABOUT ME

Hello, I'm GARRISON GOH DAY BEX. Pun intended.
I have a fetish for music, drums, guitars, and DotA.

I'm currently 17.

Eternal Slumber









































SUP.
Saturday, September 5, 2009
FML

First competition for FML clan today and all I've got to say is; FML. F everybody's L in this clan. The trophy could've been ours 5 fucking hours ago but we're all empty handed now. First round was total carnage. What could've been more pwn than ending a game with a score of 44 to 4? And you being the team with the 44 kills. Couldn't have felt better. We could literally feel their frustrations cuz we were in the same room with them screaming their heads off while chasing a Lion that cannot be killed.

The second match, also the semi-finals, fucked everything up. Due to time contraints, the marshalls decided that the winner would be decided by our Kill Death Ratio. This ingenius plan was fucked up from the moment some motherfucker mentioned it. In DotA, you could still win even if you and your team were feeding like some tits. But it was the marshalls decision so we had to stick to it. And guess what. We fucking won. Not a total trash like the previous game - 31-30. We won by 1 fucking kill. The opponents couldn't have been more sore, bitching about the fact that they destroyed more towers but rules are rules dude.

So we won right? Yes we in fact won but we did not make it into the fucking finals. Why was this so? Because three teams ended up in the finals, and when we mention finals, it's 1 on 1, not 2 on 1 or 1 on 2. This also meant that 1 fucking team had to be eliminated, which would be us. The marshalls explaned to us that our K/D Ratio was 1.03 while the other 2 teams were 2 or 7512684 but you get my point anyway. And thus we got eliminated for having the lowest K/D Ratio. Guess what. Apart from our opponents from the second round, I can almost guarantee that everyone else in that room was inferior to us. By a stroke of luck, the pros got eliminated and the noobs got the glory.

TLDR; We lost.

Lots of fucking love,
GARRI
9:14 PM

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